hey i'm a super cool canadian // // FEATURE POINTS
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timmynook:

irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

portablemiah:

if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games

augstuswater:

*is constantly unsure if people like me or not*

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

lyxdelsic:

when u starin at your crush and they catch u

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anus:

please, take a seat

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

My prince has finally come

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”